12 Major Types of College Students

Inconsequential
               These are the types of people who smile at you and sometimes go up to you and actually talk to you. They know Your name and everything about you - but you've never seen them in your whole life. They are classmates you never knew were your classmates. They're just never seen and hardly ever recite. If ever they do, what they have to say is usually uninteresting. They belong to no particular financial class.

Sipsip (Social Insecure Person Seeking for Immediate Promotion)
               Their hands are perpetually raised, ready to recite. They always sit up front and their heads automatically nod every 5 seconds to what the teacher is saying. They have endless questions, some of which they ask the teacher after class. They cover their papers during exams and never share answers. If you ask them, "Did you study?" they will either say "No" or "Not really" but they get the highest scores. They have one friend or none.

Provance
               They usually live in the dorm because they're from the provinces. They're the ones who eat ulam for lunch with mountain of rice (3 cups usually). Their money don't fold, they jingle. They speak neither English nor Tagalog well......


Involved
               They love joining the students council and cause-oriented or catechist groups. They love staging rallies. They hang around together and have lunch or snacks with a teacher/coordinator. They love wearing wooden crosses round their necks. They're musically inclined - they play the guitar during mass. If they weren't involved they become inconsequential.

Nerd
               They're really nice, they are the living saints. They never cut class. They are quite (they hardly recite), but they get the highest grades in the class. They study together in a big group. They're really cool, they let you copy when the teacher isn't looking. Teachers and classmates love them - but they never get invited to parties. They usually skinny.

Sosyal (Social Climber)
               They are not necessarily rich but they act it. They have bad grades. They always cut class. They're always organizing some party or get-together and they love to pull all their names in their invitations. They're "best friends" with the nerds who help them pass. Teachers who were inconsequential love the sosyals - the friends they'd always wanted in their youth. The sosyals act chummy with these teachers whom they really hate.

Chismosa (Showbiz-Reporter-attitude)
               They're the ones who always want to look at your date book, diary, or notebook to the extent of pulling it like a child if you don't want to show it. Favorite lines are "Don't tell. haaaaa!" and "Guess whose preeeeegnaaaant?!" They're very friendly if they think you have chismis. They're very paranoid that people are angry with them.

Yuckies
               They are so nice, always smiling, they're disgusting. All the teachers love them and they win most of the awards in graduation. They have the smelliest snacks in the class, usually cold meat.

Kuripot (Chinese. lolz)
               Their things are complete but usually of cheap brands. They're the once who charge five to 25 centavos for a sheet of paper - either that or they have written their names in each sheet so nobody can ask.

Baduy (Fashion Victims)
               They are the ones you borrow ballpens from and you never return them. They don't speak English. They're the ones who know the latest dance craze in Eat Bulaga and they usually aspire to become ROTC officers. They never get invited to parties.

Weird
               People love to talk about them because they're so strange. They're usually loners because they're very picky with friends. They have friends abroad and in other schools (who are weird as well). They don't cut class, they're usually in the Deans List. They have hyper acidic stomachs because since there's no one to eat with, hardly ever do.

Happy-Go-Lucky
               They bring the least things to school, they borrow everything they need. They always cut class, come in late. They never take notes. They hardly study but amazingly pass, they're just lazy. They always sit at the back where they talk. Teachers hate them. They go to school basically to see their friends.

               If you are going to ask me. I ' am pretty sure I belong to the WEIRD type. Hahahaha. The entire definition is so me. How about you? 

               People tend to do give 100% effort just to get known and be famous. Some of them succeeds some don't. Me myself wants to be famous in any way but I' am just utterly envy on this cat. Her/his name is socks pet of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Important personas are reffered as VIP and for this cat? VIC? wahehehe. Now who wants to be a cat?

After our breakfast at Chowking we headed directly to our next stop and its in toooooooot. While on our way our tour guide uttered so much information about the place every kilometer our tourist bus had took. It took us 3 hours to reached there and that whole 3 hours he or "she" (lolz!) was talking. NONE STOP. and it's not just an ordinary talks but its' all facts, real information about the place, and I salute him for that. His experience in tour guiding must have mold him to be that good. Yes, I was listening to him the whole time but not all he said was absorbed into my spacious mind because of tiredness from our flight (I love say ing that..flight..hahaha) and do you know what were my classmates doing while he was talking? They were ..... [6 MORE PHOTOS INSIDE]

               This taxi sign utterly caught my attention. I was really confused if they intentionally do that, they really dont know the spelling of call or there's another meaning to C-A-L? aahhhh.. I really need to "cal" that taxi driver to answer my questions. LOL. hahaha or better yet "cal "me if you know the answer!!!

               Me and my classmates and we all have the same course. That guy in the middle was the same guy I featured before who report while facing the blackboard. He has no hair now. Weido right?

               What do you think this person doing? writing or reporting? he's reporting guys. lol. Who in his right mind will not laugh out loud if will see someone reporting while facing on the blackboard. hahahahaha.. he might just shy...hahaha By the way he is a joker so probably he was just joking that time but it's still funny right? If you want to learn techniques in reporting just approach him.

               Putting this humungous (geez its first time that I spell a rare word, well for me, without the aid of my ever dearest friend, dictionary) thing in your head is a really bad idea...hehehe!